Eclectic Cleric

Sacred Interiors

Begin outside, with the home—a space of shelter and belonging. Notice shifts in its texture or tone, gentle invitations to deeper attention. Move inward to the skin, the body’s boundary and interface with the world. Sense what it's holding, what it's expressing. Now enter through the eyes—the gateway of perception. Are they open with curiosity, or narrowed with comparison? From there, turn to the mouth, where words take form. How do they shape connection, trust, and truth? Finally, arrive at the heart, where desire is born—the deep well of longing that creates and nurtures life. This inward journey invites awareness, alignment, and compassion. From outer structure to inner source, you are called not to correct flaws, but to attune more fully to what is ready to grow, heal, and be expressed.

Bedtime Ritual 57

Welcome to this gentle meditation, here to help you wind down and drift into peaceful sleep. As we step into a new year full of possibilities (some exciting, some still figuring themselves out), this practice invites you to let go of the day and ease into rest. Inspired by the Jewish bedtime ritual and thoughtfully adapted for anyone seeking calm, these prayers have been reimagined to offer comfort, reflection, and a soft landing at the end of your day—a kind of bridge between the buzz of the world and the quiet of the night. Take a moment to settle in. Get comfortable—really comfortable. Maybe wrap yourself in a favorite blanket or flop into your best “I’m-done-for-the-day” position. Take a few deep, steady breaths. With each exhale, imagine releasing tension, to-dos, and that one awkward thing you said five years ago. As you listen, feel calm washing over you, like a gentle wave or the feeling of finally finding your phone after looking for it for ten minutes… while holding it. Let yourself be held by stillness, by tradition, and by the soft knowing that it’s okay to rest now. Sleep deeply. And when morning comes, may you rise refreshed, restored, and ready to meet this new year with clarity, energy, and maybe even a little smile.

Good News, Bad News

This meditation invites us to notice how we receive both good news and bad news, observing the ripple they create in our minds and bodies. We practice meeting each with steady breath and spacious awareness, allowing our reactions to arise and pass without judgment. In stillness, we learn to welcome joy without grasping and sorrow without resistance. Over time, we cultivate the quiet strength to remain centered, no matter what comes.

I Love You

Sit quietly and gently close your eyes, bringing your attention to your breath. With each breath, say to yourself, “I love you.” Let the words ripple inward, as if you're speaking to the deepest part of yourself with kindness and care. If your mind wanders, simply return to the rhythm of the mantra, allowing its simplicity to bring you back to presence.

Meditation in the spirit of Dianne Neiman

Meditation in the spirit of Dianne Neiman (https://schlossbergchapel.com/obituary/dianne-fay-neiman/) embraces laughter, absurdity, mischief, and joy as sacred pathways to presence. She understood that a smile can be a mantra, a joke can be a koan, and a bit of playful rebellion can awaken the soul. To meditate like Dianne is to welcome the unexpected, to hold life’s contradictions lightly, and to dance with the delightful absurdity of existence. It is a practice of seeing humor as wisdom and joy as a birthright. Rather than striving for stillness, this meditation invites movement—of breath, of curiosity, of delight. In honoring Dianne, we close our eyes, take a deep breath, and remember that sometimes, the holiest thing we can do is simply laugh.

In Distress? Rescue, Nourish, and Sing

This meditation guides you through a journey of distress, rescue, nourishment, and song, offering a path to transformation and renewal. Begin by noticing any tension in your body—any place where you feel stuck, uncertain, or burdened. Breathe deeply, acknowledging these feelings without judgment. Now, imagine standing at the edge of change. Behind you is what holds you back; ahead is the unknown. With each inhale, gather courage. With each exhale, let resistance soften as a new path gently unfolds before you. Feel the presence of nourishment surrounding you, offering exactly what you need in this moment. Perhaps it’s rest, clarity, or inner strength. Breathe it in fully, letting it sustain you. Finally, embrace song. Let your heart swell with a melody of renewal. Whisper, hum, or sing a note of joy, honoring your journey from struggle to freedom, from uncertainty to a deeper sense of peace.

Be.Here.Now.

This meditation invites you to step fully into the present moment, embracing the life you are living rather than chasing a distant fantasy. Too often, we get lost in "what ifs" and "somedays," imagining a different version of ourselves or our circumstances. But true peace is found in the now—in the breath you are taking, the sensations you feel, and the reality unfolding before you.

Through mindful awareness, this practice guides you to release regret over the past and anxiety about the future. Instead of resisting where you are, you learn to soften into it, recognizing that this moment—exactly as it is—is where your life is happening. With each breath, you cultivate gratitude for what is, rather than longing for what isn’t.

Return to yourself. Return to now. Because this is where your true life awaits.

Discharge Disappointment

"Discharge Disappointment" is a short yet powerful meditation designed to help you release the weight of unmet expectations and lingering frustrations. Disappointment often leaves us feeling stuck, but this practice provides a safe space to process those emotions and let them flow out of your body and mind. Through guided breathing, gentle visualization, and grounding affirmations, you'll reconnect with resilience and rediscover inner peace. This meditation reminds you that disappointment is a temporary state, not a permanent identity. By releasing these feelings, you create space for clarity, renewed energy, and the hope of new possibilities. Whether you're facing a tough moment or seeking closure, "Discharge Disappointment" offers a compassionate path to move forward with grace and strength.

Every Day, Good Day

"Every Day, Good Day" is a brief meditation inspired by Ice Cube’s classic song and the surprising research revealing the rare conditions that made it his perfect day. This meditation invites you to reflect on the elements that make your own day extraordinary. Through gratitude, visualization, and mindfulness, you’ll explore how even small moments can create a sense of joy and harmony. Grounded in the idea that every day holds potential for greatness, this practice encourages you to cultivate positivity and embrace the beauty of now. Let this meditation guide you to finding your own version of a "good day."

More Good than Bad

This meditation draws inspiration from the Ten Plagues and the Egyptian magicians' ability to replicate destructive forces, but not the forces of goodness and healing. It invites us to cultivate inner goodness, an antidote to the negativity that others might mirror or amplify. Begin by grounding yourself with deep breaths, envisioning a warm light of kindness growing in your heart—a light the magicians could never replicate. As this light expands, reflect on moments when you acted with goodness or witnessed it in others, embodying the potential for redemption amid chaos. Silently affirm your commitment to compassion, integrity, and service—qualities that cannot be conjured by those rooted in destruction. Imagine this light extending beyond you, touching loved ones, your community, and the world, creating a ripple effect of healing and harmony. As you close, express gratitude for the goodness already present and set an intention to nurture and amplify it daily, transforming even the harshest plagues into opportunities for growth and restoration.