Eclectic Cleric

Meditation in the spirit of Dianne Neiman

Meditation in the spirit of Dianne Neiman (https://schlossbergchapel.com/obituary/dianne-fay-neiman/) embraces laughter, absurdity, mischief, and joy as sacred pathways to presence. She understood that a smile can be a mantra, a joke can be a koan, and a bit of playful rebellion can awaken the soul. To meditate like Dianne is to welcome the unexpected, to hold life’s contradictions lightly, and to dance with the delightful absurdity of existence. It is a practice of seeing humor as wisdom and joy as a birthright. Rather than striving for stillness, this meditation invites movement—of breath, of curiosity, of delight. In honoring Dianne, we close our eyes, take a deep breath, and remember that sometimes, the holiest thing we can do is simply laugh.

In Distress? Rescue, Nourish, and Sing

This meditation guides you through a journey of distress, rescue, nourishment, and song, offering a path to transformation and renewal. Begin by noticing any tension in your body—any place where you feel stuck, uncertain, or burdened. Breathe deeply, acknowledging these feelings without judgment. Now, imagine standing at the edge of change. Behind you is what holds you back; ahead is the unknown. With each inhale, gather courage. With each exhale, let resistance soften as a new path gently unfolds before you. Feel the presence of nourishment surrounding you, offering exactly what you need in this moment. Perhaps it’s rest, clarity, or inner strength. Breathe it in fully, letting it sustain you. Finally, embrace song. Let your heart swell with a melody of renewal. Whisper, hum, or sing a note of joy, honoring your journey from struggle to freedom, from uncertainty to a deeper sense of peace.

Be.Here.Now.

This meditation invites you to step fully into the present moment, embracing the life you are living rather than chasing a distant fantasy. Too often, we get lost in "what ifs" and "somedays," imagining a different version of ourselves or our circumstances. But true peace is found in the now—in the breath you are taking, the sensations you feel, and the reality unfolding before you.

Through mindful awareness, this practice guides you to release regret over the past and anxiety about the future. Instead of resisting where you are, you learn to soften into it, recognizing that this moment—exactly as it is—is where your life is happening. With each breath, you cultivate gratitude for what is, rather than longing for what isn’t.

Return to yourself. Return to now. Because this is where your true life awaits.

Discharge Disappointment

"Discharge Disappointment" is a short yet powerful meditation designed to help you release the weight of unmet expectations and lingering frustrations. Disappointment often leaves us feeling stuck, but this practice provides a safe space to process those emotions and let them flow out of your body and mind. Through guided breathing, gentle visualization, and grounding affirmations, you'll reconnect with resilience and rediscover inner peace. This meditation reminds you that disappointment is a temporary state, not a permanent identity. By releasing these feelings, you create space for clarity, renewed energy, and the hope of new possibilities. Whether you're facing a tough moment or seeking closure, "Discharge Disappointment" offers a compassionate path to move forward with grace and strength.

Every Day, Good Day

"Every Day, Good Day" is a brief meditation inspired by Ice Cube’s classic song and the surprising research revealing the rare conditions that made it his perfect day. This meditation invites you to reflect on the elements that make your own day extraordinary. Through gratitude, visualization, and mindfulness, you’ll explore how even small moments can create a sense of joy and harmony. Grounded in the idea that every day holds potential for greatness, this practice encourages you to cultivate positivity and embrace the beauty of now. Let this meditation guide you to finding your own version of a "good day."

More Good than Bad

This meditation draws inspiration from the Ten Plagues and the Egyptian magicians' ability to replicate destructive forces, but not the forces of goodness and healing. It invites us to cultivate inner goodness, an antidote to the negativity that others might mirror or amplify. Begin by grounding yourself with deep breaths, envisioning a warm light of kindness growing in your heart—a light the magicians could never replicate. As this light expands, reflect on moments when you acted with goodness or witnessed it in others, embodying the potential for redemption amid chaos. Silently affirm your commitment to compassion, integrity, and service—qualities that cannot be conjured by those rooted in destruction. Imagine this light extending beyond you, touching loved ones, your community, and the world, creating a ripple effect of healing and harmony. As you close, express gratitude for the goodness already present and set an intention to nurture and amplify it daily, transforming even the harshest plagues into opportunities for growth and restoration.

Minor Characters

In meditation, let us focus on compassion for those who are overlooked—minor characters in stories and in life. Reflect on the figures of Deborah, Rachel’s nursemaid, and Eliezer of Damascus. Their lives, like Rachel’s own tragic death, are often reduced to mere footnotes in the grand narrative of Genesis. Janet Malcolm observed that biographers and storytellers may sacrifice the humanity of such “flat” characters to serve the greater arc. Yet these are three-dimensional souls with full, untold stories. In meditation, honor them and others who are marginalized or forgotten. Hold space for their dignity, their silent contributions, and their humanity. With each breath, expand your compassion, embracing those whose lives ripple unseen beneath the surface of larger tales.

Bedtime Ritual 55

As you prepare for bed, take a moment to settle in and make yourself truly comfortable. This meditation draws inspiration from the Jewish bedtime ritual, reimagined to bring peace and rest to anyone, no matter your background. These prayers have been thoughtfully adapted to create a soothing, universal experience—a bridge from the busyness of your day to the tranquility of the night.  

Begin by finding a cozy position and taking a few deep, steady breaths. Let the calming words guide you, releasing any lingering thoughts, tension, or worries. With each breath, feel a wave of relaxation washing over you, wrapping you in calmness and serenity.  

This is your time to unwind, to be held by a tradition of comfort and protection. Let the day slip away as you sink into peaceful rest, knowing you're embraced by tranquility. Sleep deeply and wake restored, ready to greet a new day with clarity and energy.

Bedtime Ritual 54

As you get ready for bed, take a moment to make yourself comfortable and settle in. This meditation is crafted to help you fall asleep peacefully, incorporating elements from the Jewish bedtime ritual. I've carefully translated and interpreted these prayers to be accessible to everyone, regardless of background. This practice is more than just a routine—it's a gentle transition from the day's activities to a restful night. Start by finding a comfortable position and taking a few deep breaths. As you listen to the soothing words of the prayers, let go of any lingering thoughts or worries. Allow calmness to envelop you, bringing a sense of tranquility and peace. With each breath, feel yourself relaxing more deeply, ready to drift off to sleep. Embrace this moment of serenity, knowing you're surrounded by a tradition of comfort and protection. Sleep soundly and wake up refreshed.

Be. Go. Do.

Inspired by Genesis 12:1, this meditation guides practitioners through three transformative stages of self-discovery and action. It begins with "Be", inviting reflection on who you are at your core—your divine essence and true identity. Then, it transitions to "Go", encouraging you to embrace courage and step out of your comfort zone, as Abraham did when called to leave his homeland. Finally, "Do" focuses on purposeful action, aligning your daily choices with your values and mission. Rooted in the spiritual call to journey inward and outward, this practice fosters clarity, courage, and meaningful engagement with the world. Through "Be, Go, Do," participants cultivate a deeper connection with themselves, others, and their unique role in creation.